(Yes, that's John McCain's daughter)
So, Meghan boobs McCain has a boobs quiet night boobs in with a book, posts it boobs on Twitter... and boobs the world boobs goes crazy. Boobs.
Go gawp at her Twitter feed here.
Boobs.
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- Speechbreaker. It's Where It's At RIGHT NOW.
- Dyson Air Multiplier Is The Coolest Fan Ever Built.
- Quiz: What's This?
- Two-Year-Old Has Same IQ As Einstein.
- Dude Can Skate.
- American Apparel Gets Naked(ish) With Cotton Spandex.
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October 2009
January Jones In GQ.
New issue. Out now. She is looking SO hot, thanks to Terry Richardson being behind the camera.
On starting out in LA ("the guy" is Ashton Kutcher):“The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting,” she says. “He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So—fuck you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”
On her crappy teen horror flick Taboo:
“Oh, don’t see that! Please don’t see that,” she laughs. “They were paying in cash. When it premiered at Sundance, Nick and I walked out of our own premiere. I was like, This is embarrassing, and I’m going home to get drunk, right now. Your agent tells you no one will ever see this. And then you’re doing an interview years and years later and…
“No regrets,” she says. “I got here.”
Full interview here. Now the pics:
Dyson Air Multiplier Is The Coolest Fan Ever Built.
Why? Because it doesn't have any fan blades. The air is sucked in through the base, spun around through some crazy-ass turbine-style groove stuff inside the ring (which, incidentally, has a wing-like surface shape) then thrown out into your face.
Steep at £199. But SO cool.
Get on the waiting list - yes, there's a waiting list - here.
Quiz: What's This?
Quiz over. It's an ant's leg.
But it's not just ant leg. That goo all over the floor? That's the liquid it secretes that helps it climb walls. Now scientists at Cambridge University have come up with a way of turning it into a lubricant, which means you can repel bugs by stopping them from clinging onto stuff.
The creatures behave "like someone with wet feet in the shower" reckons a university spokesman.
Full story here. Complete with video of an insect that looks like its drunk and trying to climb a lamppost in the town centre at chucking out time.
'mazin.
Two-Year-Old Has Same IQ As Einstein.
Be afraid. Two-year-old scamp Oscar Wrigley is the youngest ever kid in Britain to be accepted into MENSA and is so intelligent, he's officially off the scale.
"He has been ranked in the 99.99th percentile of the population and has been ranked off the scale as the Stanford-Binet test cannot measure higher than 160.
Oscar's father Joe, 29, an IT specialist from Reading in Berkshire, said: 'Oscar was recently telling my wife about the reproductive cycle of penguins.'
Mrs Wrigley, a housewife, added: 'His vocabulary is amazing. He's able to
construct complex sentences.
The other day he said to me, 'Mummy, sausages are like a party in my
mouth'."
American Apparel Gets Naked(ish) With Cotton Spandex.
Are you a girl? Do you want to make a statement next time you're at a job interview? Get yourself $40 (£25) and get into a Cotton Spandex Micro-Mesh Gloria-V Bodysuit. Absurd name. BRILLIANT bit of kit.
Until you see the Nylon Spandex Micro-Mesh Long Sleeve Mini Dress.
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Are You A Dog-Owner In New York? Warning: Tough Crowd.
Hmm. "It won't go well for you"? As in, the actual dog shitting won't go well for you? Or the anonymous voyeur watching the dog shitting won't go well, for the voyeur or the dog? Or neither. Or both?
Via here.
Pimped Out Golf Carts Are MEGA.
"The Villages is a retirement community in Central Florida that has set a number of records, including largest gated community in the world and — perhaps more impressively — the longest golf cart parade. Retirees often use the carts as a primary mode of transportation on more than 87 miles of golf cart trails."
More on Wired here. And they're everywhere! Look.
Now click on the pics:
Coolest BMX Seats Ever.
Seriously. That's the PRETTIEST ass-kisser we've ever seen. Its Wisconsin-based designer Kara Ginther hand carves each of her designs from leather, in her slightly mental workspace. See the pics below (you click, they grow). Prices start at $99 (£62) for something simple, up to $345 (£218) for some whacked out creations. All of it's custom. Go here.
Nah. She's Not Happy. At All.
An AP snapper captures the exact moment a catwalk model decides that ditching uni maybe wasn't the best idea. And that her employer for ModaLisboa fashion week, Portuguese designer Dino Alves, is nothing less than bonkers. And that Bacofoil isn't a credible fashion accessory. And that anyway, Mr T nailed this look YEARS ago. And why are her boobs cold.
Oh.
TwitterWatch: Hilary Rhoda's Sports Illustrated Bikini Pictures.
Absolutely no idea who she is either. Thank Christ for the internet, which reveals all here. In short? TOTAL. BABE.
Not that you should bother clicking on that link. Because there's the pics below that need examining first - click to go big. Especially on the last one, where the photographer's doing a remarkable impression of a man who kidnaps hot women, strips them, throws them on his bed in a secret basement flat then photographs their fear:
OK. Now go see the real thing over at SI.com here.
Fish Finger Fish. Coming To An Aquarium Near You Now.
We can't quite believe it, but 1 in 10 people think that fish fingers are a type of fish. ABSOLUTELY TRUE. But rather than shoot these people with harpoons, tow them out to shark-infested waters and wait for their useless bodies to be devoured, the Sea Life Aquarium in London has created some models of fish that look like fish fingers.
Which really isn't going to help at all.
Click below to see another intelligence-free human perpetuating this odd phenomenon:
Infotainment: How Alvin And The Chipmunks Came To Be.
For no reason, here's the story:
"Ross Bagdasarian Sr. (who went by the stage name 'David Seville') was an actor who appeared in Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window and on Broadway in William Saroyan's Time of Your Life. He wrote novelty dialect songs, including Rosemary Clooney's huge hit 'Come On-A My House', and released a few records but his successes never seemed to result in very much money in his pocket. He bought a tape recorder with his last $200 and played around with shifting the speeds, coming up with a novelty song titled 'Witch Doctor'. He got the single released and two weeks later, he found himself appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show performing the song."
The rest of his meteoric rise is here. So now you know.
Watch NASA Bomb The Moon. Live!
NASA's bored. And you can't blame them. Budget cuts mean there's not much to do, except, oh, who knows... blow up the moon? YES! BLOW UP THE MOON! Which is exactly what they'll be doing Oct 9 at 12:31BST. Here's why.
Watch it here. Or on NASA here.
Watch how they're going to actually do it in this NASA movie here.
And watch this when you feel like it. It's funny.
RIP Moon.
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Guy Ritchie: “I still love Madonna… but she’s retarded”
Seriously. That's what he told Esquire US. Plus a lot of other stuff. You can read it all here.
Frankly, we're as disappointed as when we saw any of his films that wasn't Lock, Stock.... You never break your silence on the ex. NEVER. You win the PR war. You keep going. You nail some hot 18-year-old twins who are models. Job done.
Twonk.
82-Year-Old Caricaturist Pens Mug Shot Of His Burglar.
And 15 minutes later, with the drawing in hand, the cops caught the guy!
"After a burglar broke into caricaturist Bill 'Weg' Green's Heathmont home on Sunday, it took the 82-year-old just seconds to draw his attacker.
Fifteen minutes later, patrolling police caught a suspect — and Mr Green's drawing proved they had the right man."
Full story here.
The 50th Law On Spotify. It's Live. Go Listen.
We didn't really listen to the intro. Skipped through the second chapter, and the third. Seems chapter four - Turn Shit Into Sugar - is where it's at if you want to dive right in. Click on the cover there to open Spotify and start your rise to millionaire rap mogul.
Leaked Photo: Obama In The White House Situation Room.
Someone on the big man's staff has balls of titanium kryptonite alloy and managed to snap this pic INSIDE the Situation Room.
Although to be honest, it looks a little laid back in there. Like someone's letting it all out about the TERRIBLE day they've had, and that the girlfriend "just went nuts" about something totally pointless. And that screw it: WHEN IS BEER O'CLOCK?
Of course, we might be wrong. And they're probably reeling off the latest dead register from Afghanistan.
Still. Amazing what you find on the NTB TwitterWatch™ feed over there on the right. Which is where we found this gem. PROPS to the TwitPic peeps. Keep 'em coming.
Serena Williams. Naked.
Yup. NAKED. For ESPN mag's Body Issue. And the weird thing is, we're not sitting here wondering where her cock might be. Because it plainly isn't there. She looks ACE. But she doesn't think so:
"My thighs... I think they're too big. And also my arms. I think they're too muscular. They're too thick."
Bah. Like we give a tennis player's booty. The Body Issue is out October 9. You can check out the behind the scenes video here.
Bonus Serena pic? Why the hell not:
World's Most Furious Owl.
Thing is, if you'd been hit by a car and then stuck in a box, we're pretty sure you'd be exactly the same.
Here's the somewhat lengthy story, made easier in tiny font:
While driving to work last week we found a large, great horned owl on the side of the freeway next to a tall concrete wall. He could fly, but not very well (he looked like he may have gotten clipped by a car).
We caught him in mid-flight before it got out in traffic and I somehow managed to not get bitten or ripped open by his claws.
We were on the way to work so we had to bring him with us.
He was pretty mad so it was really tricky to photograph him. I had to hold him with one hand in my lap and work the camera with the other hand.
One of the homeowners we met with that day gave us a box, so that made things quite a bit easier.
We dropped him off at a state park and an animal rescue organization sent a team to come pick him up (I'm not sure if they knew he was already in a box).
And there it is. Good news is Furious Owl™ is doing fine - read the update here.
Want to see more pics of Furious Owl™? Of course you do! Here they are. Click to big and angry:
Brand New South Park. And It’s All About DEAD Celebrities.
Well, not all of it. Just the first episode, which airs on Comedy Central tonight in the US and October 9 in the UK. Watch it. Laugh. It’s the only thing that’s good in your otherwise crappy life right now.
See the sneak peek here. Because as you may have noticed, that image above does nada. Those embed police at Comedy Central are GOOD.
Freebie Alert: The 50th Law Is First Ever Audiobook On Spotify.
You’ve read Robert Greene's The 48 Laws Of Power (summary: be an absolute asshole to everyone at all times), now LISTEN to 50 Cent’s interpretation, The 50th Law, which is going on Spotify from tomorrow (October 8). We’re guessing the 50th law might be something to do with getting shot nine times and then somehow not bleeding to death. But like, WHATEVER. We’ll listen to it tomorrow.
