Guy Ritchie: “I still love Madonna… but she’s retarded”

Seriously. That's what he told Esquire US. Plus a lot of other stuff. You can read it all here.

Frankly, we're as disappointed as when we saw any of his films that wasn't Lock, Stock.... You never break your silence on the ex. NEVER. You win the PR war. You keep going. You nail some hot 18-year-old twins who are models. Job done.

Twonk.