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La Liga's Real Valladolid Unveils New Signing: A Bear!!!

A-to-the-MAZIN'.

And his bugle-playing is spectacular.

Stormtroopers Talk About 9/11. This is ACE.

Props to the CollegeHumor team. This is epic!

[Thanks Venkm4n]

Halo: The Dog That Can Play Pool!!!

So, SO cool.

Halo's a seven-year-old bulldog from Minnesota. As you can see, she's mastered the break, bank shots and could even give John Virgo a run for his money on trick shots.

Agent Provocateur Launches New Lingerie. With Chicks. Pretty Much Naked.

It looks like dental floss, but we've checked and it IS underwear. And Agent Provovateur underwear! So hot women were guaranteed at the New York debut of the new kinky couture collection.

AWESOME.

More pics below. Click to go big / blind.

 

[EPA/Jason Szenes]

Is Caster Semenya A Hermaphrodite? Yes! Says Australian Exclusive.

So athletics just got interesting. According to an exclusive by an Australian newspaper, Caster Semenya "is a hermaphrodite", with no womb and no ovaries.

Amazing!

More here!

UPDATE: IAAF denies all knowledge. Click on the official statement below:

Michael Cera's New Film Could Be Dodgy.

It's called Youth In Revolt, and it's based on this book. Mild chuckles - and a cast boasting Zach Galifianakis, Steve Buscemi and even Ray Liotta - but, well... we don't know. WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

That said, his Frenchalike alter-ego, Francois Dillinger, does look ACE.

BBC Newsreader Kidnapped!!! Well Sort Of.

OK. So he hasn't been kidnapped at all. It's just Jonathan Charles' pals at the Beeb's World News reminding him that he needs to pause and breathe once in a while.

Got that Charlie? PAUSE AND BREATHE. Otherwise people think you've been kept in hiding and forced to bear children.

Kate Moss. Dizzee Rascal. And Some Lipstick.

Gossip isn't our thing. But it's always good to see the shlebs getting in each other's way and pulling back the curtain on just how dull being a VIP can be, like here at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards. Story goes like this, in weird note format:

Kate Moss stormed out of the GQ Awards in London on Tuesday night.
It is thought the supermodel was upset about a risque joke made by presenter James Nesbitt.
She left declaring she would never return.
A host of people including boyfriend Jamie Hince tried to calm her down while she hid backstage.
It all kicked off after she presented pal Lily Allen with her award for Woman of the Year.

Anyway. Watch the video.

A Water Bubble. In Space!!!

OK. Forget the fact that the narrator sounds like a paedophile*. This is ace. And as NASA currently can't afford to put another man on the moon, it's about as close to stellar experimentation as we're going to get for a while. But that's cool, because this looks like something out of The Abyss.

And you HAVE to watch the Alka Seltzer test at the end. Two words: BUBBLE WAR!

*As far as we know, dude is not a paedophile.

Rambo V: The Savage Hunt - Plot Details LEAKED!!!

That is WAY not cool.

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