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Natalie Suliman's M&S Boobs Say "There Is A God".

Natalie Suliman is the new billboard boobs for Marks & Spencer. She's a model with Elite. And she's off-the-scale hot.

Look.

More at her Elite page here.

Spotify Just Killed The iPod.

This is massive. HUGE. Spotify has unveiled its first mobile phone app that promises to work both online and offline. Even, they say, underground.

Full details are here.

For Sale: Ferris Bueller's Mate's Dad's House.

You know. The one they send the Ferrari smashing through? It's formally known as 370 Beech St, Highland Park, in Chicago, Illinois. And it's all yours for $2.3m (£1.4m)... plate-glass 3+ car garage included! WOO!

All the details are here.

Chris Brown Is "Not A Monster" On YouTube.

So here he is, speaking publicly for the first time since he tried to remodel Rihanna's cheek bones with his fists. Nice touch to mention about the new single dropping during this. That shit's classy.

Clarkson. May. Hammond. New UK Top Gear!!!

Series 13 kicks off June 21 on BBC2. And the team are clearly pretty confident it's going to be another good one - standing around, puffing away with a Toyota iQ and two other city runabouts parked up.

We'll wait and see.

If you're wondering where they're parked up? Pretty sure it's here.

Peter Andre Resurrects Pop Career. With Drums.

Or maybe he's just buying some stuff for the kids, from Toys 'R' Us in Brighton, England. It's thought he was picking up the 5-piece drum kit for his son Junior, whose birthday is next week.

But he might be buying it for himself. You know. Break-ups do strange things to men.

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[Via Splash News]

World's Largest & Tallest Arch Bridge In Dubai By 2012.

FACT YOU UP? No problem.

It's going to be one mile long, 670ft tall, house 12 lanes of traffic, carry more than 2,000 vehicles per hour in each direction, run a metro line straight through the middle and will cost a paltry $817m (£508m). Bargain.

More here.

Bradley Cooper Is All About The Details.

He's sort of fallen over on the bed here. But whatever. Over to Coops:

"You get up, brush your teeth, your kid's on your fucking shoulder. Don't make a big deal about it. Then, when my kid's asleep, I'm drinking a beer, talking about somebody banging chicks in Vegas. You know what I mean?"

Um. No. But we will all read the rest of this over at Details.

New 5G Nano iPods. Now With Camera. Maybe.

That's the rumour, anyway. And this is the mock-up from iLounge. Tasty.

Full deets here.

Gigapixel Photography (AKA Massive Snooping)

Looks innocent enough, right? WRONG.

You can keep on zooming right into these Yaletown, Vancouver condos - or the boats - and have a good old snoop around. There's PLENTY to see. God Bless Gigapixel Photography.

Enjoy! It's here.

Zune HD. It's Here. Sort Of.

Because it's not actually here yet. Just after summer, they reckon. It's the first with a touchscreen, there's a 16:9 OLED widescreen, multi-touch web browsing, HD Radio and HD (720p) video. Plus loads more. And that natty styling.

Looks promising. But seriously. Can anything really topple Apple? (Clue: no).

All the deets here

Zach Galifianakis Is Going To Be MEGA.

Even with a name like that. Not That Busy watched his latest film, The Hangover, last night and it's ace.

But it's his spoof interviews with Hollywood celebs on FunnyOrDie.com that give you a brilliant intro to what he's capable of.

This Natalie Portman one is class.

The Apprentice Remixed!!!

Brilliant.

[Thanks Dave]

UPDATE! Got taken down. Bah! It's now here.

Clouds That Look Like Britain No. 342.

We're impressed.

Caught on camera by Jessica Wild, 16, being Not That Busy in Worcester, England.

AutoClose Toilet: Man, Muck & Machine In Perfect Harmony.

This is some cool robot shit. Literally.

The soon-to-be launched AutoClose tracks your movement by hitting you with an infra-red beam. Once it knows you're there, it raises the lid automatically. When you're done and out of range, it lowers it again.

That simple. Expect the price to be a lot more complicated. More here.

LEGO Movie Posters: Inglorious Basterds.

Why? Absolutely no idea. But there are more. Lots more. Including The Simpsons Movie and The Bourne Ultimatum, right here.

Film trailer here.

Victorinox Special Edition Airstream.

A caravan, but not as we know it.

It's a 19ft limited edition to celebrate the Swiss Army knife maker's 125th anniversary. You want one? It'll set you back $59,000 (around £37,000). But you WILL want one once you've checked out the interior.

Take the tour here.

Not That Busy In Monaco At The F1 GP

That dude from Red Bull Racing in the picture is NOT happy. Because he's spied us being Not That Busy in his garage.

Tough life.

Some amazing facts: Red Bull spends £200m a year on F1. You think that's big? It used to be £500m. Also: they fly the stuff around in seven Boeing 747s. Yep. SEVEN.

We could tell you more, but we won't.

PS. VIPs expected in the Red Bull area on race day tomorrow in amazingness order: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, 50 Cent, Richard Branson plus a whopping 23 guests and um, Geri Halliwell and James Blunt.

Win some lose some etc.

Bar Refaeli. A Bikini.

Of course, she's not wearing a bikini in this pic. It's just her immaculate face. Have you ever seen a face like that before? Because we haven't. And that hair. Those teeth.

You want the bikini pics, right?

They're here.

Mini-Me In Cannes!!!

In town to promote The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. But you could BARELY see him.

Good job he wore a white shirt.

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The Apprentice Meets Keyboard Cat

Awesome. No idea what Keyboard Cat is? The original is here.
More here.

Twitter Watch: Astro Mike Is In SPACE!!!

Mike Massimo (aka Astro Mike) is a Mission Specialist currently orbiting a few hundred miles above Earth in NASA's Atlantis STS-125 shuttle, which is fixing up Hubble.

Anyway. Mike's awesome, because he's Twittering the whole thing. Yes. FROM SPACE. Latest tweet:

From orbit: Just saw Orion’s nebula in the night sky – the sights make all the hard work and risk worthwhile for me

WHOOOOOOOOA. Follow it all on his Twitter here.

"Pringles Are Crisps, Not Cakes, Now Pay Us £100m" Says UK Taxman

LOVE. PRINGLES. But frankly, this is incredible. Pringles manufacturer Proctor & Gamble has been dodging a 15 per cent tax by arguing that their massively-crisp-like crispy crisp things are actually more like a chocolate biscuit or cake, which aren't taxed. CLEVER.

Only it's not. Because now they've been busted by the UK's Court of Appeal and owe £100m in back-taxes. They'll also have to stump up £20m a year in future. OUCH.

Full deets here.

Snails On Face Record Broken

Seriously. We're not kidding. Underneath these 43 snails is the face of 11-year-old Fin Keheler, from Utah, who managed to stick them on his face for 10 seconds - on his birthday - beating the previous Guinness World Record of 37 set back in 2007.

Here's his technique, should you fancy a crack at it yourself:

"I closed my eyes and covered up my mouth with ... well, I sucked my lips in so that they could crawl on that."

What. A. Trooper.

Britney Hits The Caribbean. In A Bikini.

Britney's being totally Not That Busy in the Caribbean, and she looks ACE. Which is why we're posting more than just the one pic.

Got your backs, brosephs. Got your backs.

LeBron James Makes The Impossible Shot

Takes him three attempts, mind.

Anna Faris Does "Sex-Text-Wednesdays"

We're not joking. Sex-text-Wednesdays.

"My fiance and I, when we first met, we had sex-text-Wednesdays. Every Wednesday we would text each other the naughtiest things."

"I was always so terrified that I would accidentally send it to my dad because my dad is right below my fiance in my phone list. [One time] I sent a text to a small child, asking if they wanted to get drunk with me. I meant it for my friend. The small child said, 'I don't know what getting drunk means' bless his heart."

[Via Page Six]

Zachary Quinto Blogs In His Dressing Gown

Can't really say the Star Trek, um... star, is Not That Busy. He's everywhere. But he always finds time to post on his blog.

Read it here.

PS. Naff pose.

Want One: Shark Bite Wetsuit

The ultimate custom 'suit available "soon" from bydiddo.com.

Note: unlikely to put hungry shark off. Might even make its mouth water.

*wonders if sharks' mouths water in water*

Wednesday's Not That Busy Hero™

Slow news day. Awesome duckling catches.