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WHOA! Abbey Clancy NAKED In Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2010. The Pictures!!!

Hubba hubba. This, if you didn't previously care, is Abbey Clancy. The world's hottest Scouser. Her fella? He's none other than Spurs and England international striker and human beanpole Peter Crouch, which makes her a WAG. Which also makes her suitable for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition 2010, which has bodypainted a bunch of WAGs. Because they can.

Which makes us feel like saying "Boss."

And maybe also, "Caaaalm down..." Because we've been staring at the rest of these pics below (click to go big) ALL DAMN DAY. Props to Sports Illustrated. See the other WAGs here.

              
         
Abbey Clancy was photographed by Yu Tsai in New York, New York. Bodypaint by Joanne Gair.

The Sexy Vanessa Peronncel Pictures John Terry Must Have Seen.

And liked. A lot. Heck - maybe that's Wayne Bridge's sofa? And maybe Terry - the England captain for a tiny bit longer, but not much - TOOK THE SHOTS? He didn't. Well, not these ones.

You can try and be Vanessa's new friend / affair material on her Facebook page here.

Don't think she's going to be accepting many requests, though. Unless John pokes her. That's fine.

TwitterWatch: Meghan McCain Has Cleavage. Lots Of It.

(Yes, that's John McCain's daughter)

So, Meghan boobs McCain has a boobs quiet night boobs in with a book, posts it boobs on Twitter... and boobs the world boobs goes crazy. Boobs.

Go gawp at her Twitter feed here.

Boobs.

January Jones In GQ.

New issue. Out now. She is looking SO hot, thanks to Terry Richardson being behind the camera.

On starting out in LA ("the guy" is Ashton Kutcher):

“The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting,” she says. “He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So—fuck you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”

On her crappy teen horror flick Taboo:

“Oh, don’t see that! Please don’t see that,” she laughs. “They were paying in cash. When it premiered at Sundance, Nick and I walked out of our own premiere. I was like, This is embarrassing, and I’m going home to get drunk, right now. Your agent tells you no one will ever see this. And then you’re doing an interview years and years later and…

“No regrets,” she says. “I got here.”

Full interview here. Now the pics:

 

 

  

Speechbreaker. It's Where It's At RIGHT NOW.

And this is the result. You mash up the soundboard, stick it in and hey presto - you've got Tory leader David Cameron blurting it out to his minions. The one above? That's ours.

It's ACE. Plus, you get to upload it to YouTube instantly.

DO IT. Go here. The YouTube channel is here.

Another NotThatBusy.com effort here.

Dyson Air Multiplier Is The Coolest Fan Ever Built.

Why? Because it doesn't have any fan blades. The air is sucked in through the base, spun around through some crazy-ass turbine-style groove stuff inside the ring (which, incidentally, has a wing-like surface shape) then thrown out into your face.

Steep at £199. But SO cool.

Get on the waiting list - yes, there's a waiting list - here.

Quiz: What's This?

Quiz over. It's an ant's leg.

But it's not just ant leg. That goo all over the floor? That's the liquid it secretes that helps it climb walls. Now scientists at Cambridge University have come up with a way of turning it into a lubricant, which means you can repel bugs by stopping them from clinging onto stuff.

The creatures behave "like someone with wet feet in the shower" reckons a university spokesman.

Full story here. Complete with video of an insect that looks like its drunk and trying to climb a lamppost in the town centre at chucking out time.

'mazin.

Two-Year-Old Has Same IQ As Einstein.

Be afraid. Two-year-old scamp Oscar Wrigley is the youngest ever kid in Britain to be accepted into MENSA and is so intelligent, he's officially off the scale.

"He has been ranked in the 99.99th percentile of the population and has been ranked off the scale as the Stanford-Binet test cannot measure higher than 160.

Oscar's father Joe, 29, an IT specialist from Reading in Berkshire, said: 'Oscar was recently telling my wife about the reproductive cycle of penguins.'

Mrs Wrigley, a housewife, added: 'His vocabulary is amazing. He's able to construct complex sentences.
The other day he said to me, 'Mummy, sausages are like a party in my mouth'."

Full terrifying story here.

Dude Can Skate.

Because just occasionally, it's cool to see a video where someone doesn't get it in the nuts / face / arm / ribs / teeth [insert other important limb or organ here].

Props go to Pacific Drive team rider Adrian Gephart, who appears to have super glue on his feet.

American Apparel Gets Naked(ish) With Cotton Spandex.

Are you a girl? Do you want to make a statement next time you're at a job interview? Get yourself $40 (£25) and get into a Cotton Spandex Micro-Mesh Gloria-V Bodysuit. Absurd name. BRILLIANT bit of kit.

Until you see the Nylon Spandex Micro-Mesh Long Sleeve Mini Dress.

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Are You A Dog-Owner In New York? Warning: Tough Crowd.

Hmm. "It won't go well for you"? As in, the actual dog shitting won't go well for you? Or the anonymous voyeur watching the dog shitting won't go well, for the voyeur or the dog? Or neither. Or both?

Via here.

Pimped Out Golf Carts Are MEGA.

"The Villages is a retirement community in Central Florida that has set a number of records, including largest gated community in the world and — perhaps more impressively — the longest golf cart parade. Retirees often use the carts as a primary mode of transportation on more than 87 miles of golf cart trails."

More on Wired here. And they're everywhere! Look.

Now click on the pics:

Bullets Hitting Stuff. In Slow Motion. At One Million FPS.

Way, way, way, way, WAY cool. Even if the bongo-driven deep house soundtrack isn't. Still, can't win 'em all.

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Coolest BMX Seats Ever.

Seriously. That's the PRETTIEST ass-kisser we've ever seen. Its Wisconsin-based designer Kara Ginther hand carves each of her designs from leather, in her slightly mental workspace. See the pics below (you click, they grow). Prices start at $99 (£62) for something simple, up to $345 (£218) for some whacked out creations. All of it's custom. Go here.

Nah. She's Not Happy. At All.

An AP snapper captures the exact moment a catwalk model decides that ditching uni maybe wasn't the best idea. And that her employer for ModaLisboa fashion week, Portuguese designer Dino Alves, is nothing less than bonkers. And that Bacofoil isn't a credible fashion accessory. And that anyway, Mr T nailed this look YEARS ago. And why are her boobs cold.

Oh.