Hubba hubba. This, if you didn't previously care, is Abbey Clancy. The world's hottest Scouser. Her fella? He's none other than Spurs and England international striker and human beanpole Peter Crouch, which makes her a WAG. Which also makes her suitable for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition 2010, which has bodypainted a bunch of WAGs. Because they can.
Which makes us feel like saying "Boss."